Concept hard boiled weirdo
Path App Developer
Virtue Temperance
Vice Acedia
Traditional Resume why do you have to be like that

Stats
- weak like mouse,
- strong like bull

(R)ough
getting the job done quick
(K)een
getting the job done right
(S)mooth
convincing others the job should be done a given way
(M)alleable
accepting that advice that the job should be done a given way
(I)rregular
asking if we need to job to begin with

Skills
- rank newb,
- Wrote The Damn Book

Languages
  Bash
  C
  Java
  Javascript
  Objective C
  Lua
Leadership
  Product Management
  Project Management
Methodologies
  OOP
  REST

Merits and Flaws

  • Ratter - switching context while working on an interesting problem causes distress
  • Heavily tattooed - add
    to all intimidation rolls; subtract
    when attempting to charm squares
  • Canadian - add
    to all apology rolls

Prelude

  • spent much of her childhood on a farm without running water
  • paradoxically, began programming in grade school
  • attended (and dropped out of) Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia (1996-1998)

Adventures

  • Planetfred/Idokorro/Rove Mobile (2000-2002) - constructed ahead-of-it's-time communication software for mobile devices while traveling with a party that couldn't decide on its name
  • IBM (2002-2008) - built shrines in the cult of the IDE Eclipse; loathed and lauded by communuty in equal measure
  • BlackBerry (2008-2011) - lead team constructing mobile application for the eager launch of team's on-device app store. Subsequently went on to develop significant poritions of the platform Facebook application
  • SmarterApps (2011-2013) - desired a position with a smaller party was in order; crafted games and IT administration software for mobile devices
  • Acoustiguide Mobile (contract) (2013) - acted as a sellsword and crafted mobile applications for Android and iOS on behalf of prestigious institutions such as the Guggenheim and The 9/11 Muesuem of NYC
  • Two Sigma Investments (2015-2017) - passed the trial of the O1 Visa and journeyed to New York City seeking fame and fortune taming the wild application spaces of Knowledge Management and HR Tools. Bestowed with the title Vice President for recognition in these areas