No Business Naming Things

You may be acclimatized to Canadian winters if you find yourself outside shoveling snow for half an hour, while sick, wearing nothing more than a bathrobe and boots.  I swear I’m not usually this stupid - I only went out to put some salt down and got distracted by the huge MOUNTAIN of snow our roof cleaners left covering our front downspout and path to the back yard.  If I was feeling better I’d still be out there moving as much of the snow from the side of our house/downstairs window as I could be I’m capped out for today.  Nothing more than hot chocolate and whining are in my future.