No Business Naming Things

We just survived what is the most harrowing cab ride of my life. There were moments I honestly thought we wouldn’t make it home alive - the man had no idea where he was going; he was going the wrong way down one way streets; he got us going the wrong direction on the Queensway; he was swerving all over the road while trying to dork with his electronics; he was nattering on incessantly about how long a day he had and how tired he was; when we finally arrived he disputed the fare and didn’t know how to use the credit card machine. We should have been home almost an hour ago. I guess we should be thankful we’re home at all.