Weird, But Amusing Comment Spam

Posted by pookzilla on March 12, 2008

I found this in my comment spam folder. It starts off okay but in short order it ceases to make any sense and yet you can still understand the joke. I have to wonder what the purpose of spam like this is… snipped for some off color humor.

Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.

He went to the first man’s house and told the man’s wife of the tragic news. She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she wanted to do with his body.’

‘Well,”she said,”he loved to fish so I would like to have his body creamated and his ashes spread over the lake so he can be forever with his fish. “And it was done.

The broad went and au fait the double man’s wife. She too cried and was then asked what was to be done with his league? “She said, “ostentatiously,he loved to go remaining, so I about it would be significant if we could acquire him creamated and accept his ashes scattered remaining the forrests so he can be forby any chance with the creatures that he loved so much.”

The third man was gay. The shared was a inconsiderable undecided but proceeded in considerable the man’s conserve the bad news. The man cried and screamed for closely to an hour and then at the end of the day calmed down adequate to approve of the broad’s question.”What would you like to do with his majority?”

The gay man reesponded, “ostentatiously,my quiet was a right man, but he was not certainly outgoing. He didn’t like to do anypartiality disguise the house. He was the most qualified lremaining I by any chance had. He was marvellous in bed. He loved my chili too. I loved him so much. ostentatiously,the sole syllogistical whatsis to do is to accept his carcass cremated, put together some chili for dinner,regurgitate his ashes in, and let him torch my ass up one more early!”